You mean John RR Martin? George RR Tolkien is somebody else.

Thank you for linking to the Tensei Goblin dakedo Shitsumon aru comic, I enjoyed that. 🙂

Joke’s on you, that was George R.R. Martin, ogre. *^^*

Most goblins in fantasy settings don’t live past 20 … it’s quite rare for goblins to see 30 …
D&D has their upper age at 60, but unless if you’re a mage or shaman, you can forget about old age.

There’s this one manga where goblins only live 7 days. Recommendation: https://mangakakalot.com/manga/hi924078
Actually, one more while I’m at it … this is another favorite webcomic: https://www.goblinscomic.org

Or maybe it’s just Tarin. She seems to have a way about her.

You know, it’s entirely possible she’s not really an elf at all, but some all-powerful, inter-dimensional being masquerading as one. Stranger things have happened.

And goblins are even worse.

It’s a cantrip in D20 Modern (which is, notably, more than 15 years old, so it’s understandable that it’s not well known).

Looks like a roll of 1 would suffice with this bouncer…